A Simple Recipe for College Acceptance: Requires no sleep, food, or self-care

Alyssa Brigham, '22

Place in a Large Bowl:


-All of your hard work

-All of your determination

-10-12 Sports and Activities

-At least 1 class that you can’t seem to do well in, no matter how hard you try

-Plenty of All-nighters

-A few stress-induced mental breakdowns

-A couple pounds of pressure(for variety include all different kinds)

*Parental, Peer, or Self

-A healthy dose of perfectionism(optional; for additional flavor)



Mix and bake on High for your entire high school career and be happy, even if you don’t get the result you wanted as all your hard work has gone to waste.