Look around you. What do you see? Objects, mere things, scattered about. They vary in shape, color, size and weight. But do you know what they all share? They are all made up of something, something that is made up of something else.Some of these materials you might recognize, like the wood that encases a rod of pure graphite in the ordinary pencil, or the thousands of strands of polyester that make up your backpack, as heavy as it is. Yet, there may be some that you don’t know, like the scandium strengthening your phone for when it slips from your hand, or the borosilicate glass in your thermos, keeping your beverage perfectly hot or cold.
But there is one material that surpasses all others, a substance that has altered the very course of humanity, the one thing that holds our very society together. Diorite. Diorite? You might ask yourself, what is diorite? And, is he talking about that one block from minecraft?.
No, diorite is one of humanity’s greatest discoveries. Born from the fiery depths of the underworld’s molten rivers, this precious rock is harvested en masse for its unparalleled strength and performance; favored over other feeble stones. This mineral conglomerate enables us to construct grand monuments and awe-inspiring architectures that leave all who behold them in wonder. It forms the very foundations of the structures that surround us now.
But the potential of this humble rock does not end there. Oh no, diorite paves hundreds of thousands of miles of road, granting us the freedom to explore the vast world around us as we please. Oh, there are just not enough hours in the day, nor days in a year for me to extol all the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious merits of this underrated rock. But friends, colleagues, comrades, allow us to rejoice in the blessing that is upon us, the embodiment of pure perfection.
